1. A superlative act of sexual intecourse in which the mind and all the senses are as thoroughly engaged as the sexual organs. So called as the brain is considered north while the gentials are south (Mexico or Brazil); also refers to the fact that the beaver (Castor canadensisis) is the Great White North's national animal, and thus, "Canadian beaver" refers to tip-top or top-drawer fucking.
2. A girl or woman living in the country of Canada, most of which lies north of the 48 continguous United States.
2. A girl or woman living in the country of Canada, most of which lies north of the 48 continguous United States.
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After watching an episode of "The Cobert Report" on Comedy Central, Tom and Sarah engaged in some Canadian History.
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The act of hitting a moose with your car, then getting out and deficating on the corpse. Then proceeding to use the antlers as a dildo.
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