Canadian Power

The thing that does not exist. Canada is a failure, indescribably horrible. The place you want to go when you die so you freeze and your body is preserved forever because it is so cold. When one thinks of Canadian Power they fail, bad luck surrounds them and they lose their freedom.

Bob: "Yo what do you think about Canada"
Ron: "They aint nothing, got no Canadian Power"

by TrackieS#1 February 21, 2011

canadians

Those that reside in canadia doon't cha knoow?

"Look at all those hosers with their hocky jerseys and missing teeth." "Must be canadians."

by PirateGuy February 26, 2003

canadian bulldog

Its when u droppa duece on a ugly girls face and wipe in the poop with ur dirty butt cheeks.

Travis thought Breanna was so ugly so he gave her a canadian bulldog.

by Treydizzel 2 da frizzel February 9, 2008

Canadian Deep Fryer

The act in which a man deficates in a woman's mouth then precedes to jizz on top making a poutine like substance.

How does it taste baby? Canadian Deep Fryer, we deliver it fresh in your mouth.

by Super Amazing Dude April 27, 2009

canadian style (whacking off)

When you beat off with your hand the the opposite position as it would normally be. Your thumb is closest to the base. And your pinky is extended up into the air.

Ben decided to try canadian style after four hours when his arm began to cramp up.

by Metalideth April 16, 2003

canadians

Residents of Canada who can't wait to tell you how nice they are. The greatest insult to a Canadian is to tell them they are American, despite the fact that most of them sound and act just like Americans. They throw national celebrations when they win at a sport that only they care about. They move to Florida or California once they make enough money to pay off their extremely high taxes. Yeah, they have universal healthcare, they also have low cancer survival rates. Boring people envious of those who live below the 49th parallel.

Canadians- "We just won the winter olympics, Yeah!"
Man- "Congrats, have you ever won anything else?"
Canadians- "Aaaahhhh, we're not America!"

by ej13 March 10, 2010

canadian doubles

like normal tennis, but the extra guy balances on the net cord and tries to win points on the players on each side. if he scores a point on one, the other gets a point. the player with the most points when the guy on the net has to get down to go to the bathroom wins.

it is however, a homosexual sport, since it orignated in canada.

"me, my dad, and some homeless man are going to play canadian doubles on friday. we are going to give him a bottle of whiskey as a reward after. wanna come watch?"

"no, thats fucking gay dude."

by shiftyjew April 29, 2010