When you take a dump, wipe your butt, and as you stand up, but before you flush you have one last turd that needs to be squeezed out, and it ends up floating on top of the toilet paper out of the water.
Steve: 'Dude, what took you so long in there?'
John:' Man, just when I thought I was finished, I had a Cuban Boat Ride'
John:' Man, just when I thought I was finished, I had a Cuban Boat Ride'
by Zombies are my Autism July 11, 2009
Get the Cuban Boat Ride mug.Will typically be a Sexy Indian boy toy who loves fondling toy cubes. 300% Alpha male and gets loads of pussy from his massive speedcubing clout.
Person A: Holy shit dude, that guy is so fucking sexy! Did you see how fast he solved that fucking rubix cube? Jesus Christ!
Person B: Yea, thats a Cuber, he does that all the time, the combination of his sexy indian model body and his cubing prowess is just too much for bitches to resist, he gets more pussy in a night than we ever will in our lifetime. All of them are like that.
Person B: Yea, thats a Cuber, he does that all the time, the combination of his sexy indian model body and his cubing prowess is just too much for bitches to resist, he gets more pussy in a night than we ever will in our lifetime. All of them are like that.
by Floraciousness of the Mind June 11, 2019
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A sex position in which one person wraps another person up in a carpet and lights the carpet on fire.
Harold: Hey, you wanna do the cuban cigar?
Tara: Never heard of it.
Harold: Oh it's so sexy. I wrap you up in a carpet and light you on fire
Tara: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Tara: Never heard of it.
Harold: Oh it's so sexy. I wrap you up in a carpet and light you on fire
Tara: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
by chekouthatredbul November 4, 2008
Get the Cuban Cigar mug.a girl thats very sluty and that gets a round with every fucken guy. and want to be center of attion.
Indiera is very Cuban that bitch?
by keley May 27, 2007
Get the cuban mug.A small, bear-like person. Similiar to a cub (as in bear). Usually named Sarah and rather large breasted. Small of voice, as well as small of thought. Also, dislikes touching of any kind.
Scott: Cubby, oh small, large-breasted one?
Cubby: Yes?
Scott:I am going to have sex with you now, do not be alarmed.
Cubby: Yes?
Scott:I am going to have sex with you now, do not be alarmed.
by Lotte February 15, 2005
Get the cubby mug.To pull an Ice Cube; use all the milk in the house except for a few drops, therefore when somebody (Ice Cube in Friday) goes to put some on their cereal, they realize they've been had and are told to use water like everybody else.
by misledburnout January 28, 2010
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