ClementineSexual

Being attracted and wanting to be intimate with a girl named Clementine.

This means you’re so committed to Clementine that you would do anything for her to fall in love with you including but not limited to:

-Write her love poems
-Write her Wattpad stories
-Dance and sing to her
-Preach her

I’m obsessed with Clementine, I think I’m clementinesexual!!

by Qahtani December 20, 2021

cement

i have a lot of scars from cement

i love cement

by spike spigil January 3, 2022

Clemente

Clemente has an enormous horse cock

"have you seen clemente's bulge?" "i didn't have to, i read in woman's weekly that clemente has an enormous horse cock!"

by urbandick1234password January 6, 2022

Cemetery Access

Access so restricted that you have better luck getting into your grave.

That place is strict about their dress code. If you're not wearing a blazer it's cemetery access.
That shelf is so high that I have cemetery access.
That cupboard is like the dark web, I have cemetery access.
No way man, we aren't getting in there, they have cemetery access.
The locks are so good, it's go cemetery access.
Invitation only. Cemetery Access.

by Stella Mar March 3, 2022

Clemenza

A primal health prophet endowed with ancient wisdom on all things health and happiness. If you ask nicely, he will grant you three wishes and cook you a steak.

Member of the #MeatMafia

Did you hear Clemenza is dropping a thread on “Big Food” tomorrow?

by anonymous March 6, 2022

Clementyne

Clementyne’s are one of the most amazing and gorgeous people you will ever meet you may think that they are annoying and quiet at first they will be a lifelong friend in the end. So if you have a Clementyne in your life be grateful for their existence.

I’m lucky to be friends with a Clementyne.

by That.one.blackie March 23, 2022