small black child

An extremely large shit that both felt like birth when it came out, and made you a proud single mother. It is the product of impulsive action and a chipotle burrito the size of a black dick.
After the wurst festival, Charles excused himself to deliver a small black child in the unisex toilet at the nearest 7-11.
by Allierace November 25, 2014
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Middle child vibes

When a person gives off an energy of being the middle child. ie: being over looked, under thought of and overall being seen as the peace maker and a generally agreeable person due to their position in family lineage.
She is always friendly to people but dosen't have deep relationships, very much middle child vibes.
by Megdiddle September 06, 2022
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Main child energy

when your the sibling that gives off the most main character energy
Katniss gives off the most main child energy
by dumbdefinitons:) April 17, 2021
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Unpaid Child Support

An offence which can lead to legal action being taken if not payed off. Not being in the financial situation to pay off Child Support bills would also mean not being able to pay the court the right amount of moolah. Self-explanatory stuff Karen!
I need to sort out my problems regarding Unpaid Child Support!
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020
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free-range child

A child with few rules and boundaries, allowed to explore the world without correction unless danger is imminent
My free-range child taught herself how to climb a ladder correctly yesterday.
by Raynemom June 08, 2014
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only child of this household

Someone who thinks they are an only child because of an age separation with their siblings.
Fred: I see George thinks he's an only child.
Barbara: He's an Only Child of this Household.
Fred: What? That's not a thing you idiot.
by Buca Cac January 05, 2020
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Middle Child Syndrome

A terrible syndrome in which one is born after someone, but someone was born after them as well, making them the in between of their siblings. The only known cure is MURDER, and it NEVER fails. Most common symptoms are crying, being easily annoyed, and being tall BUT not as tall as the oldest child. If you have this or know someone who does, call your doctor or therapist IMMEDIATELY.
Person: did you hear about that classmate who went crazy and killed their siblings?
Person 2: Yeah. They had Middle Child Syndrome, it sucks ASS
by I_am_froggychair June 26, 2021
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