Middle child vibes

When a person gives off an energy of being the middle child. ie: being over looked, under thought of and overall being seen as the peace maker and a generally agreeable person due to their position in family lineage.

She is always friendly to people but dosen't have deep relationships, very much middle child vibes.

by Megdiddle September 5, 2022

black child focus

It is a situation where a black child is forced to do the right thing after being without inspiration for so long.

John is a black child focus

by Sizwe Siyandrick April 24, 2018

Middle Child Syndrome

A terrible syndrome in which one is born after someone, but someone was born after them as well, making them the in between of their siblings. The only known cure is MURDER, and it NEVER fails. Most common symptoms are crying, being easily annoyed, and being tall BUT not as tall as the oldest child. If you have this or know someone who does, call your doctor or therapist IMMEDIATELY.

Person: did you hear about that classmate who went crazy and killed their siblings?
Person 2: Yeah. They had Middle Child Syndrome, it sucks ASS

by I_am_froggychair June 26, 2021

lost and found child

A child that was found after being kidnapped

A child in the "Lost and Found" bin

Didn't you hear? Billy's a lost and found child.

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

Child Star syndrome

A condition that's developed as a child from too much (unfiltered fame) or not enough attention (neglect) that makes growing into an adult more difficult in the long term due to unevolved expectations or lack of proper guidance.

Person 1: Whatever happened to Shia?

Person 2: Probably got child star syndrome

by PeachyPandamn August 19, 2022

Capitalism's favourite child

Those who are enabled by capitalism to succeed not by virtue of their talents but by their willingness to follow established systems to get to the top of the food chain. In addition, willingness is not enough to be regarded as the system's favourite child; access to resources and information is essential too.

Basically, these people are considered followers as opposed to pioneers since capitalism doesn't really support creativity and diversity.

Capitalism will always honour its favourite children over those who are truly deserving.

You can be the best and still not win, only capitalism's favourite children win.

Capitalism's favourite children are so out of touch with reality, they think poor people are lazy.

We are all measured up against a white man, that is capitalism's favourite child.

by Vasthoe June 12, 2022

Child Support Roulette

The act of a large group of men cumming into a jar, then stirring the slew, afterwards dipping a dildo into the cum and putting it into a girl's vagina. Whichever person gets the girl pregnant pays child support.

Man 1: "Yo did you hear, the DNA results from our casual match of CSR came back."

Man 2: "Oh shit man, who lost?"

Man 1, revealing himself as Maury: "When it comes to the game of Child Support Roulette...." He paused for dramatic effect. "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"

Man 2:"Yo fuck that."

Maury: "You lost fair and square, dawg."

by Smol Meme Account June 3, 2018