CHOOSE A CAR

Code for masturbating.

When you try to beat your personal best, you spend the day choosing a car.

Boy: Back in a sec.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: I'm just gonna choose a car.

by Doctor Woo-Hoo August 26, 2016

car trip

when you are trapped in a smelly car for 10 hours with a screaming baby sister and no wifi

i just had a car trip

by CharjabugGD April 20, 2018

Car bj

When you're sitting in your car getting a blowjob from someone.

I received a car bj from my girl the other day when we were sitting in our car outside of a restaurant. She just swallowed my cum.

by S.Prajna June 7, 2018

car ferrit

usually a girl who will pretend to like a lad so she can get lifts in his car. usually before they can drive there self

**** is a right car ferrit she will suck any ones dick for a lift

by ste111 January 21, 2009

car rules

Driver: Focus on the road, don't get us killed
Shotgun: Stay awake, Mad DJ skills
Backseat: Chief snack distributer other than that YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS

CHECK OUT THE CAR RULES YOURE IN THE BACK SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Hotline Bling Drake November 27, 2015

eat a car

flip out/ freak out/ spaz

My mom would eat a car if she knew about that party.

by mass attack March 1, 2010

Car Gymnastics

To have one person drive wrecklessly while the other passengers jump from the back seat to the front.
Whoever sustains the most external injuries wins.

Some car gymnastics may have a points system though it is not required
Ex: Bruise - 1pt

Injure Driver/other gymnast - 5pts

Consussion - 10pts

Blood/Bleeding - 15pts

Permanent Damage - 20pts

*Wreckless driver speeds down street then turns violently*

Gymnast one will jump from backseat to the farthest point in the front interior of car.
Gymnast one totals 4 bruises and a bloody nose = 19pts
Gymnast two kicks driver and collides into windsheild = 15pts

Car Gymnastics winner would be Gymnast one.

by Concussions February 23, 2011