Surprise Buttsecks

When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.

Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.

Man: Oh yeah baby

Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!

by The Poonman July 3, 2009

Butt bladder

When you eject liquid poop with such ferocity that it sounds like urination.

Typically not a one time event. This condition will haunt you for many sessions.

Dude I ate that raw meat last night, and was up all night with butt bladder.

by fukengruvenman February 1, 2014

Butt Country

Butt country is a sub genre of country in which the bands or offenders tie in a strong element of pop into their music to the point where their sound and message becomes utterly divorced from the more rugged sounds and messages country was infused with in the past. Though hard to define in regards to specific technique in play, it can be heard in the works of offenders such as Keith Urban, Rascal Flats, and Lonestar.

That sounds like butt country. Now go kill your self.

by D.S. Wrigley June 12, 2016

chest-butt

A forceful head-first lunge into the chest of unexpecting victim, invented by the great Zinedine Zidane and unveiled to the world in spectacular fashion during the 2006 World Cup Final in Germany.

Resulting in quiet satisfaction without the messiness of the more conventional head-butt.

Rewarded by a straight red card.

Antagonised on by a possible racial jibe, Zinedine Zidane thrust his balding head squarely into the chest of Italian defender Marco Materazzi, knocking him violently to the ground with a vicious chest-butt. Despite the legendary balance problems suffered by Italian football players, this was one for the ages with his target hitting the deck like a sack of potatoes.

by cormac breslin July 10, 2006

butt burglar

1) A villian in the "ass rape man" comics. He commonly tries to steal Ass Rape man's action by trying to butt rape people so that Ass rape man misses the chance, but his plans are generally foiled. In issue #2 The butt burglar tries to ass rape everyone in the city at once using his machine "the ass penetrator 3000" when he tries to harvest all of it he explodes and says ass rape man "Even I knew that much assy pleasure would make you blow up!".

2)One who enjoys ass raping people by "burgaling" their butts.

1)"Oh butt burglar, Now time for the butt raping of a life time!"

2) "Dude, when you're assleep watch your ass! I heard John was a butt burglar!"

by Rocky Fantana October 18, 2006

buttslammed

the word used to describe a thouroughly cataclysmic ass kicking, both mentally and/or physically

The Toronto Maple Leafs, lost 10-0, they got BUTTSLAMMED!

or

Jesus got Buttslammed by those Jews!

by nigel does it too November 2, 2009