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Business Athlete

Straight out-of-shape men in their late 30s in the St. Louis area who take professional photos with Louis Vuitton bags and other very visible luxury brands, while claiming to be “athletes” on Instagram, even though they post video after video of them taking up space, sitting at 24 Hour Fitness, hogging equipment after 2 reps, accompanied by “I create 6-7 figure earners” in their IG bio, while preying on 18 year olds to join their full commission, life insurance MLM (multi-level marketing company) that has terrible reviews online for not delivering on policies since the company makes its money on Pyramid Scheme-ish “join my team” referrals and a promise you’ll get your dream car which is a used Audi. Every once in awhile they post vacation pics with ugly women and vague, motivational quotes in their captions with a pitch to DM them if you want to be one of the “few selected” for a “life changing opportunity”.
“I’m a business athlete. I approach business with the mentality of an entrepreneur and physicality of an athlete all in one.”

“That’s a cool way to say fake life insurance agent
by TinderDoucheObserver August 24, 2022
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Monkey business

Monkey business is when you and your friends get naked and jump around on a bed, The first one to fall off gets Turkey slapped and the rest of the monkeys do whatever they want to the Monkey that fell off
Hey Ashton wanna indulge in the act of Monkey business

Yeah sure man
by Bulldogdmttv September 18, 2023
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You in my business?

You in my business?? dont do thattt😂
Friend: “ ayo who tht girl you talkin to?”
Me: “you in my business? dont do thaaat”
by OdellJahh November 5, 2020
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The Worlds Best Business Psychologist

A common Saying in northern Berlin. Mostly in russian communitys.
Used to refer to Students who have exceptionally white skin and/or beautiful eyes, cheek blasts and other body parts.
Supposedly it is from the late 90s.
You are the Worlds Best Business Psychologist!
by Ugolino July 13, 2019
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offishial business

Top-priority government activity regarding our fins-and-scales friends in da oceans, rivers, and lakes.
In da poem dat Humpty Dumpty recites to Alice, he relates how he sent a special "offishial business" message to da tuna and halibut in which he requested their assistance; however, said swimming-species were not overly impressed or inclined to grant da bombastic egg-head's self-centered wishes.
by QuacksO December 23, 2020
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Business

Your concern, your life. What nobody should be fucking with.
It was her business who the girl ran out of her one horse town, her own neighborhood, but she made it someone else's once she started trying to run other people off from theirs, in addition to making it inflammatory for everyone originally from there. She thought she was unbearable and feisty even though everybody else that knew her thought she was silly, mouthy, and lived in a bubble that nobody could burst with reality.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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stand on business

Fighting with everyone at school or work.
you are so weak just try to stand on business
by All Brains January 19, 2024
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