Forgiveness Breakfast

-Bacon
-Waffles
-Eggs
-Hand Jobs
-Pancakes
-Orange Juice
-Muffin

I'm sorry for burning down your house man. Come over to mine tomorrow morning and I'll make you a forgiveness breakfast.

by Pr0sAndCon5 August 27, 2013

Balanced Breakfast

The act of eating milk and cereal out of yo girls pussy or ass.

My girlfriend let me eat a balanced breakfast today fuck yeah

by NegroV2 May 29, 2016

liberian breakfast

When you crack an egg in a female’s asshole, then obliterate her anally and insemenate her. Then, extract the semenated yolk from your penis and her ass with a turkey baster, put it on a frying pan, and mix it with your omelette or breakfast burrito that morning.

“I’m gonna give Cherry a huge liberian breakfast tonight”

by AUTOEROTIC May 15, 2018

Breaklast

The first time you party (get drunk, take drugs) after having a really bad hangover and swear it's the "last" time you'll do that.. (Similar to "breakfast", where you break a "fast".)

Two weeks ago...."Oh my god I feel horrible. That's the LAST time I ever do that"

Tonight...."It's time for breaklast!"

by KingKron March 30, 2009

Whore's Breakfast

Coca-cola drunk in the morning.

Daddy always said no coke in the morning 'cause that's a whore's breakfast.

by treever April 18, 2005

Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast

An act of sexual "pleasure" where the man first takes either flaming hot sauce, chili sauce, or pepper sauce, and rubs it on his cock. After jerkin it for a while, he stops and has his girl suck him off. Getting the sauce into her mouth, they then make out and transfer the sauce. The man continues to eat out the girl. The next step in this process is for the man to toss the girls salad, (hence the "Vegitarian.") This involves hours of getting her ass hole licked and sucked. During all of these things the hot sauce is destroying wherever the girl is touched by it. You finish off by pwning the chicks pussy. Basically this is hell for the girl and not too bad for the guy, unless the sauce gets into his penis hole.

Hey Jack, what did you and Jill do for Sweetest day?
Not much bro, I just made her breakfast.
Really? She like it?
Naw man, she fuckin hated it.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH... You mean an Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast?
Yea
That's Whatsup.

by 3c3a3l3v3i3n3 February 19, 2009

breakfast

1) The main meal in the morning.
2) A friend.

1) "Dude, I could sure have some breakfast."
2) "Dude, you're my breakfast."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003