Strictly, the first meal of the day, even when not eaten in the morning.
Derived from the words break and fast. In this case, to break the fast between the last meal of the previous day and the first meal of the current day.
Derived from the words break and fast. In this case, to break the fast between the last meal of the previous day and the first meal of the current day.
Joe: I'm eating breakfast.
Jane: It's 6PM. The sun is going down.
Joe: I haven't eaten today. I'm breaking a fast.
Jane: I'm leaving you.
Jane: It's 6PM. The sun is going down.
Joe: I haven't eaten today. I'm breaking a fast.
Jane: I'm leaving you.
by miliyo April 02, 2018
by Crabbincrab420 January 22, 2019
When you serve an unsuspecting person a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles that has some small, similar shaped rabbit poops mixed in.
My friend Dan stopped over to trade some baseball cards. I gave him a nice delicious breakfast before trading.
by Hard Hat Harold September 03, 2019
Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese
Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
by Turptle April 28, 2023
Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.
by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021
Oi Shel!!! The bog won't flush! *starts wafting air into nasal passages* Don't worry sweetheart its a proper gorillas breakfast. *wafts air into nasal passages once more* Smells like a tasty Fray Bentos steak and kidney Pie!!
by Kentin August 20, 2018