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toe toe toe your boat

When a male pules out of any orfice on a female, barracades it with a lincoln log and proceeds to spread open the big toes on each of her feet with the left and right hands. He then proceeds to say "cummin in yer toes" in a monotone voice very rapidly until he ejaculates on her toes. After the act is finished the girl walks on the males body and sings toe toe toe your boat until it is dry.
Jerry- Damn rebekkah was wasted last night. What'd you guys do in there?

Randy - Stuck a lincoln log in her ass while she sang toe toe toe your boat all night long.
by bob jonez August 25, 2011
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Luisiana Swamp Boat

A sexual act where your partner puts there mouth on the scrotum and proceeds to do a motorboat like procedure between the balls. Reference motorboat.
There is nothing better than getting a luisiana swamp boat after anal.
by swampbutt February 24, 2010
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bocatized

Someone who visits Isla Colon in Bocas del Toro, Panama and is compelled to stay longer than originally intended or permanently relocate.
After only 5 days here, i've been bocatized!
by West-d August 12, 2011
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row boatin

When a girl won't have sex with you, so you hit her in the face with an oar and rape her from behind.
Dat bitch wouldn't give it up so i went row boatin on her candy ass!
by Ant Laws November 21, 2006
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boating

As a female, coming over to the U.S. from the Middle East, and because you must technically stay a virgin, you only have anal sex.
She's boating because if she got pregnant, her parents would disown her.
by lvlylngst June 11, 2006
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rock the boat

Inserting your finger into your partner's anus and gently adding additional rhythm while you're going down on them.
She really gets off when I rock the boat just a bit.
by Dr. Johnson February 25, 2005
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Fresh of the boat

A phrase that native americans use to reffer to the settlers that came off of the Mayflower.
strong heart: Hey black bear, these white people are stealing our corn. WTF!!, we worked all season.

Black bear: Yes, they are!. they must be fresh of the boat. We'll scalp them next season.
by Bo dictionary January 24, 2009
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