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choice board

An awful slave of homework that only nurds complete before the last day until it’s do
I hate Ms Ellis because of our choice boards
by Big pp gang member 567896948 October 21, 2019
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dart board

when you’re in bed with a woman and she starts spinning on your penis, indicating you hit the target so this is often referred to as the dart board
dude she pulled the old dart board on me last night
by mcfister55 November 19, 2019
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Kemah Boardwalk Ferris Wheel

Where u get rejected by a girl u really like and get publically humiliated abt it the rest of your life
Me: Hi (at the Kemah Boardwalk Ferris Wheel)

Her: Ur ugly af
by Basic🤡 February 14, 2020
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Ouija board

Bored with all the letters in the alphabet letters one through nine the words hello and goodbye and the words yes and no you use this board to summon spirits and you have a little magnifying glass that leads to the ghost to which letter or number they want.
Friend: do you wanna play the Ouija board tonight?
Me: nah don’t want to get haunted
by Sarasara123goo June 3, 2020
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floor boarders

Floor boarders. A slang term for lesbians, comes from a common type of floorboard which is tongue and groove and refers to a common oral sex act between two lesbians.
By the way they stood arm in arm in their dungarees, you could tell they were (floor boarders).
by Woodfalls July 14, 2020
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Chook board

This device has been constructed to save ones thighs and genitals from scratching that occurs when penetrative force is applied to a chickens cloaca
Using the hole in the boards upper centre one would place the said chickens cloaca over in a manner fitting ones girth a closer position for a lesser individual or a preferred deeper feel. Hooking the legs into the holders on newer models can be a welcome experience for beginners when climax is reached as no need of hanging onto your chook is required. Although the prospect of owning a chook board has its advantages it must not be overlooked that good maintenance and care be taken when storing this device as splinters can be easily found if improper dry storage and regular oiling after every wash down which would lead to a painful experience
by Ahhhyeahboy October 13, 2020
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