Birds and Squiggles

An acceptable synonym for Egyptian Hieroglyphics, may be also used to describe another non-alphabetical language such as Chinese, Punjab, or Korean

I can't read this shit, all it is are birds and squiggles.

by UncivillizedFrog February 18, 2010

Angry as a bird

A level of anger where strapping one's self into a slingshot and being launched into a fortress, group of pigs etc. seems an acceptable course of action.

Guy 1: Man, I was doing anal on Sheila last night and when I pulled out she shat all over my bed!! I was angry as a bird! Good thing I bought that giant slingshot the other week.
Guy 2: Shit...What did you do?
Guy 1: I killed her.
Guy 2: What????
Guy 1: And that's not all.
Guy 2: You sick bastard!
Guy 1: I then reached in and found her Golden Egg!

by wordplaya May 9, 2011

car birds

Girls who hang round racetrack pit lanes, or advertise. Usually wearing modified team shell suits

Famous racing drivers wifes, young, blonde, tanned.. fit..

man.. look at those car birds.. I'd ride her car..

by rubicks June 23, 2005

Dead Bird

A large branch of the Marijuana plant that is loaded with buds ready to be smoked.

Dude, your plant has a lot of Dead Birds!
Thanks dude.

by megastoner420 April 6, 2011

flappy bird

the sexual act of sticking it in soft due to the outside force commonly known as 'whiskey dick.'

"Hey! So how'd it go last night?"
"Great until we got back to my place. My boy Jack was trying to cock block, so I just gave her the flappy bird."

by caprisunkillah February 10, 2014

Dodo bird

extinct cute bird that is fat...

Kawaii uwu girl: NYA!!! wanna play roblox?
Gamer: Dodo bird.

by AlliTHEDODObird February 19, 2022

chron-bird

the nickname of someone who only smokes the chronist of the chron weed.

yo did you invite chron-bird over?

by chronbird February 1, 2010