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birth control

1.) The most horrific thing you could ever find out that your girlfriend was on before you met her if she is your first bareback. The single handed most mentally destructive piece of information a man could ever permanantly burden himself with.

2.) The biggest cause of retroactive jealousy and primal rage known in existence.
Me : Dude my gf told me she was on birth control with her last two extremely long term bfs before I met her, now my mind is plagued with thoughts of semen gushing out of her snatch every time I get near it.

Bystander : dump that cum dumpster?
by poortourcheredsoul October 7, 2010
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giving birth to Pazuzu

Death or a close brush thereof.

To die.
Oh shit! I was running away from Santa the other night and I tripped over a cat. Man, i almost gave birth to Pazuzu back there!
by Dutchess of Pork March 19, 2005
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birthday

basically celebrating another year in life, but also celebrating 1 year closer to death. lol
you: yay! its my birthday!
random person: hahahahaha!!!!! XDDDD
you:wat???
random person: that only means you are going to die sooner X
you: wat?! T.T this sux!
by birthday.girl.alley April 14, 2008
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erins birthday

an amazing prank in which an un-named friend blindfolds an erin, lathers her in ketchup, and makes her sit with him/her in a jaccuzzi with a sailor hat on.
(or it can just mean sex with an erin who has a sailor hat on)

lots of fun. =)
kelsey: so how did erins birthday turn out?
levi: pretty well, it took forever getting the hat on though.
by kelss November 26, 2007
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it's your birthday

an excuse to smoke a fat sac and drink till u cant even stand and then just act totally retarded cause hey ITS YO BIRTHDAY! and no one can stop u, its like u turn into a super hero when someone states "it's yo birthday"
you: yo i dunno if i should drink tonight cause i have church in the morning
friend: nah fuck it, its yo birthday! GO (name here) IT'S YO BIRTHDAY!!!
by deenie June 17, 2004
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