Beaverology

Is the words & beliefs of someone obsessed with beavers.

Beaverology is defined as all things beavered.

by Chloe1776 November 3, 2018

beaver canoe

when you squash your penis in a hydraulic press creating a beavers tail and folding it into a canoe shape

she wanted to know how freaky i am so i preformed the beaver canoe

by slimjimniggybobit November 13, 2018

beaver dam

one of the best towns in Wisconsin. everyone here is very nice and welcoming, if you watch out for the snakes. the kids are all talented at something and very smart. all the girls are beautiful, and all the guys are very goodlooking. it’s a small town with little to do, but there’s always something fun to do if you’ve found the right friends :)

man, I wish I could live in beaver dam. sounds like a lot of fun.

by it’s whatever lol November 28, 2018

Beaver

A short girl from Canada who is good at oral sex.

Yo man I hooked up with a total beaver during my trip.

by Luminousguava October 21, 2019

Crack Beaver

Someone who likes to smoke the drug 'Crack', will get this word said to them all the time

Colby: "Jon Rushby is a Crack Beaver!"
Jon: "Hey man its some goood shit!"

by Colby McFarlane January 18, 2008

Fog Beaver

A heinously ugly girl who could not have possibly emerged from anywhere else but the fog. She is the type of girl who appears in your bed on a Sunday morning that you immediately recognize as a mistake and try to evict as fast as possible and take every precaution necessary to make sure your friends do not find out about her.

John: Did Jack bang that girl he was making out with last night?

Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.

by Mavericknotgoose July 25, 2012