River is one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. He’s antisocial around big crowds and reluctant to meet new people. But if you can manage to chase your way into his circle he is a hilarious guy with a huge personality that will always make you laugh. He is a total Dork. On a deeper level, he is the worlds best boyfriend and always knows what to do, even in the worst situations. Treat him right and he’ll do the same. But mistreat him and I will. find. you.
“Who’s that guy in the corner?”
“Oh that’s just River, he doesn’t talk to many people.”
“Who’s that one girl chasing him??”
“That’s his girlfriend. We don’t question her.”
“Oh that’s just River, he doesn’t talk to many people.”
“Who’s that one girl chasing him??”
“That’s his girlfriend. We don’t question her.”
by River’s True Lover August 6, 2023
Get the Rivermug. There are four different terms for fell/falling in the river
Actually falling into a river
Passing out after drinking way too much at a party
Getting wasted
Tripping and falling in a spectacular way
Actually falling into a river
Passing out after drinking way too much at a party
Getting wasted
Tripping and falling in a spectacular way
Dude, Judy's sister just fell in the river, now she's mad and soaking wet
Last night i fell in the river at Steve's bachelor party, my hangover is killing me!
Watch that chick over there on the corner of the bar, she's trying to fall in the river with whiskey shots
Sam fell in the river after tripping over an imaginary water hose by the corner of his house, the garbage bag he was carrying burst open and paper went flying everywhere
Last night i fell in the river at Steve's bachelor party, my hangover is killing me!
Watch that chick over there on the corner of the bar, she's trying to fall in the river with whiskey shots
Sam fell in the river after tripping over an imaginary water hose by the corner of his house, the garbage bag he was carrying burst open and paper went flying everywhere
by chachawatcher July 5, 2009
Get the fell in the rivermug. To find a girl with diarrhea, fuck her in the arse and piss in her. When you pull out, shit and shit should treacle out.
by SillyDog900 April 22, 2009
Get the River Ouzemug. by cum n cocaine aka sam September 10, 2021
Get the cum me a rivermug. Sarah says “I love the smell of shit in the morning”. Cody replies “ Yea same” ! Sarah creams “ Cody you’re such a river donkey!”
by Big Shtiff August 15, 2019
Get the River donkeymug. this school is the most ghetto of ghetto. everyone fw everyone bf , drop her and u wont find another one like her. the boys are thots the girls are cute . and some y’all smell like straight badussy at 7:00 in the morning like how tfff anyways ctra gotta go . everyone getting expelled . just know if u drop ur girl just know senior in her pants now😂. #predators watch out
by connecticut heads November 5, 2021
Get the connecticut river academymug. Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!
by aarondoctor October 14, 2023
Get the Tellendale River Gnomesmug.