Boyfriend

body pillow

Person: I like to cuddle with my boyfriend when i sleep

by Monkeman399 June 9, 2024

Discount Boyfriend

Is everything a boyfriend would be, and does everything they would do. But doesn’t have the title. Much like the friend zone but has a chance of getting out.

“Are you dating *insert name*?”
“What? No! They’re just my discount boyfriend.”

by Zerox September 11, 2021

hit your boyfriend day

On January 7th, is to hit your beloved boyfriend/s! Do it

Hey! It’s hit your boyfriend day!

by Your_mommy_Joejoe December 6, 2023

National boyfriend day

may 23 -The day where you appreciate your boyfriend and show them so much love

Why did you buy me all this stuff

You didn't know it's national boyfriend day

by Bestiebrosis May 22, 2021

Boyfriend

Something that I don't have

I don't have a boyfriend, I guess my sexiness scares the off

by Ur-Mom-Gots-It-Goin-On March 10, 2022

National pleasure ur boyfriend day

August 6 is the the day where the girl does whatever the boy wants to feel pleasure

The girl gave the boy head on national pleasure ur boyfriend day

the boy finished in the girls 🐱 on national Pleasure your bf day

by Your moms crib August 2, 2021

Pay phone Boyfriend

A person's other half, who only stays around as they are being paid a monthly rent to stay around

girl 1: why does she look so upset?
girl 2: she couldn't keep up the payments to her pay phone boyfriend

by the payee November 28, 2018