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Muzak Bomb

A progression of songs played in a store that tells a story through subject matter that almost exactly matches a current situation in life that you are trying to forget so eerily that you think the music programmer is sapping into your sensory brain waves.

Named after Muzak, the company that delivers experiences through "Audio Architecture", a process of programming songs together based on similar subject matter, musical elements, or just to create a pleasant environment.
Man...I can't believe that Muzak bomb I heard at Applebee's on Valentine's Day: "Hole-Hearted" by Extreme, "All For Love" by Color Me Badd, and "I'm On Fire" by the Dwight Twilley Band. I was just getting over being single, but the Muzak system had to tell me that there's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by someone, I ain't got no lover, and I need love! Darn it!
by Random Fred March 19, 2010
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throat bomb

A "bomb" of ejaculate emitted to the back of the throat of a female, who has caused you to have an orgasm from a blow job.
Keisha was givin me head last night and I give her a massive throat bomb cuz.
by jaydubyoo February 17, 2008
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aerial bomb

this is when someone stands up on a toilet seat (or from any other high position) and takes a shit
Whoa dude!!! that aerial bomb you just took splatted all over the side of the toilet!!!
by take a guess December 6, 2004
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soy bomb

To interject one's self into a performance uninvited for the purpose of bringing attention to yourself or some cause.
The damned dirty hippie pulled a soy bomb during Bob Dylan's performance with no purpose other than to attract attention to himself.
by DB_Echo October 1, 2012
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BOMB File

BOMB represents the acronym for "Beat Off Mental Bank." In other words, the images u have in your mind for inspiration during masturbation.
(Two friends at a pub having a drink & checking out the ladies)

Guy #1: "Check out that girl over there in the black shirt."
Guy #2: "Already in my BOMB file, dude."
by JT Amish August 9, 2009
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joke bomb

It's a joke bomb when you hear the joke and don't laugh right away... but a minute later boom you are laughing your head off.

It's a delayed reaction. You hear the joke and you don't react that it isn't funny, you just experience a delayed reaction, either laughing or by saying "OMG I get it!" - just doesn't twig right away.

AKA JOKE GRENADE.
Comedian: PUNCHLINE.

Audience: Laughs.

You: Silent..
You: Sudden guffaw...
Friend: Ha HA - Joke Bomb!
by annamaryse December 29, 2007
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Ass Bomb

The latest, greatest craze among Jihadist suicide bombers. Developed by Al Queda, it involves packing your rectal cavity with a pound of plastic explosive + detonator.
That middle eastern guy is walking very slow and looks uncomfortable. He might be packing an ass bomb.
by JohnnyBunch October 2, 2009
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