Beached Whale

A beached whale is a piece of poop so large that it leaves the water of the toilet. This usually leaves a mark as well because the poop touches directly onto the dry part of the toilet. It can often be bragged about between guys. However, girls will not be impressed by the feat of a beached whale and will most likely result in her not wanting to have sex with you.

Guy 1: Dude, I left I huge beached whale in the toilet yesterday. It was like the third one of my whole life.

Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.

Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?

Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.

by tehsheriff May 25, 2009

beach whale rescue team

N. When one of your friends takes a fat girl home and rescues her from virginity. Most of the whales can rely on a black male to get the job done, because they like big asses and they will make her happy with an anaconda that will give her a kid, that he won't support. Normally anyone with any standards will not get near a good year blimp unless they are drunk, but for those of us who want to fuck something we can see through binoculars, will avoid joining this team. The team helps fat chicks get laid and they help us get one hell of a blowjob that we won't tell anyone because if so than they will ask if she bought dinner.

Aaron: Hey Jason I hear you part of the beach whale rescue team.
Jason: What do you mean?
Aaron: That whale I saw you kissing on last night in the corner to where no one could see you.
Jason: Yea man, but fuck you she gave good head and gave me breakfast, before I disappeared out the back door.
Aaron: Why did you choose to rescue her?
Jason: I was drunk and needed a slut buster.

by syn0psys- September 21, 2011

Huntington Beach

Known as the Florida of California. Fontana by the Sea. Home of the Trumpster Karen.

Stole their slogan “Surf City” from Santa Cruz, CA.

I’m going to head to Huntington Beach this weekend and knock over some porta potties bruh.

by Tippy Doodleson May 11, 2020

Bleah

Bleah defies definition. It can be used in many forms, such as...

1. Tiredness/ disgust.
"Bleah, I'm so tired."
or
"Bleah."

2. Exclamation of joy.
"Yay, school is over, bleah!"
or
"Bleah!"

3. Agreement.
"Bleah, thats right."
or
"Bleah!"

4. Disagreement.
"Bleah... I dunno."
or
"Bleah..."

by Zorak April 24, 2005

Myrtle Beach

A tourist trap along the coast of South Carolina, where you are cramped beyond belief on beaches so crowded you cannot even find a place to sit down so you end up staying in overpriced condo's/hotel's and are charged your first born child for a good meal.

Myrtle Beach was fucking overcrowded, I couldn't even get to the ocean!

by Pharenhite December 30, 2008

beached whale

a female, whose body closely resembles that of a beached sperm whale.

i can't believe you slept with that beached whale. i.e. Leah

by luke detty May 13, 2005