Went for an Obama and got a Biden.
I was in a hurry for the bathroom, went for an Obama and just got a Biden. (everyting liquid and soft, not a fat a solid thing)
by rlvargas December 11, 2020
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you walk like joe biden

this is when you walk like your holding a shit between your legs trying not to crease ur shoe, specifically an edgar
marco: *is an edgar and walks weirdly trying not to crease his shoes*

mr. harrist: you walk like joe biden
by dumb b!tch March 22, 2022
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His Biden’s taking a Trump

Another term for taking a shit, or literally; “your ass is taking a shit”. Makes sense because ‘Trump’ and ‘Biden’ are proper definitions for ‘Shit’ and ‘Ass’.
Gerald: Hey where’s Richard?

Marcus: Oh his Biden’s taking a Trump he’ll be right out.

Gerald: Oh ok.
by Some other random guy November 30, 2020
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baby daddy biden money

The monthly payment to parents with children under 18.
Got my baby daddy Biden money today! Let’s get hammered!”
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Joe Biden Cant Ride Bikes

He doesnt know how 𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊 one
𝕳𝖊 𝖜𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖆𝖜 𝕵𝖔𝖊 𝕭𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖎𝖐𝖊,𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖘 𝖘𝖆𝖉.Joe biden cant ride bikes really.
by Joe Biden Dad April 20, 2021
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Destroying the lives of white people who have been far more successful than I have. And won’t even help me. Alternatively, him getting in, might be a good idea. (in that way, at least)
Joe Biden useful for only one thing
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 29, 2020
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Two words that would never come out of anyone's mouth unless they have been taking hallucinogenic shrooms.
Dave: So, Gonzales, th-th-th-this is what shroooooooo-oooooooooo-oooooooms are like, and I (hic) like 'em.
Gonzales: I like Joe Biden. He is a good president. (Hic) And the Earth is flat. (Hic)
by smoke muffin July 12, 2021
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