Beer

1)true holy water
2)fermented shit dat taste good
3)the best kind of drug

by Beezelbub September 12, 2003

pocket beer

A beer (bottle or can) typically stored in one's pocket while the individual already has one open for consumption. The pocket beer is stored for use in the near future.

The dudes up in the 911 always carry pocket beers when going out.

by Bill Ring January 19, 2010

2 beer queer

A man who after a few beers comes in touch with his gay side

Stephen is a 2 beer Queer

by Crispy6983 May 18, 2006

beer bong

A device made for the express reason of drinking mass quantities of beer quickly. Most easily created using a two-liter bottle and 24 inches of rubber hose. Cut the bottle in half and attach the hose to the neck of the bottle with duct tape. This way, one can pour in many beers at once, and also mark off the levels of the successful beer bongs. No need to "trap the foam off": just drink 'til the foam comes, and then blow it out.

Dude, I passed john's record on the beer bong

by Frankie Pistlekahk September 18, 2007

beer snob

An unfairly pejorative term for a connoisseur of beer. Understands that not all beers are pale, tasteless lagers.

Beer Noob: "Give me a Bud"
Beer Snoob: "Give me a glass of Hoegaarden, don't forget the lemon"
ACTUAL Beer Snob: "What kind of mass-produced shit is that? I'll take a Rochefort 10, bottle conditioned for no less than 4 years, and make sure you bring it with the appropriate Trappist glassware. Many thanks"

by yajme August 26, 2009

Beer

A potion created by the devil and consumed by man. Causes a misconstrued perception of reality and loss of short term memory. Also, makes that 300 pound fat bitch in the corner with hairy pits look like a good idea.

Devil: Want a beer, and a 300 pound fat bitch with hairy pits?

Man: Why yes, yes I do!

by bdawg25 November 5, 2010