Birds and Squiggles

An acceptable synonym for Egyptian Hieroglyphics, may be also used to describe another non-alphabetical language such as Chinese, Punjab, or Korean

I can't read this shit, all it is are birds and squiggles.

by UncivillizedFrog February 18, 2010

Angry as a bird

A level of anger where strapping one's self into a slingshot and being launched into a fortress, group of pigs etc. seems an acceptable course of action.

Guy 1: Man, I was doing anal on Sheila last night and when I pulled out she shat all over my bed!! I was angry as a bird! Good thing I bought that giant slingshot the other week.
Guy 2: Shit...What did you do?
Guy 1: I killed her.
Guy 2: What????
Guy 1: And that's not all.
Guy 2: You sick bastard!
Guy 1: I then reached in and found her Golden Egg!

by wordplaya May 9, 2011

bird moment

scary good, "sister moment" where the thoughts of both sisters are synchronized to a weird extent

i like that bird.
that one?
yes! holy hell how did you do that!?
woahhh
bird moment!
what?
that, is a bird moment
fuck yeah!
*lolsfhiceb

by colie114 September 15, 2010

scrape the bird

Similar to "Choke Your Chicken". Scrape the Bird is to masturbate without any lube.

I was so turned on, I had to go home and scrape the bird.

by LeDarke November 16, 2017

Momma Birding

The act of transferring liquid or food, mouth to mouth, to another individual. Most commonly done with alcoholic beverages at clubs.

Oh my god I was at the club last night and like was totally momma birding this really hot guy and it was like so in.

by Skarrow October 25, 2016

Bird leaf

Another way of saying " Feathers"

Omg its so sexy when he teases me in bed with a bird leaf

by bird leaf May 5, 2018

flappy bird

the sexual act of sticking it in soft due to the outside force commonly known as 'whiskey dick.'

"Hey! So how'd it go last night?"
"Great until we got back to my place. My boy Jack was trying to cock block, so I just gave her the flappy bird."

by caprisunkillah February 10, 2014