Opp asshole.

Someone you strongly dislike.

Crystal is an opp asshole.

by Aimmeanne rose February 28, 2020

asshole diggers

An older gentleman that loves to dig in assholes. Commonly a southern man of distinction and perversion.

Dont be running off with all them damned ole asshole diggers!

by Granny B. Smith March 18, 2014

stoplight asshole

A stoplight asshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. They turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.

I would have made on time if it wasn't for the stoplight asshole.

by potaytoes February 4, 2017

chrome asshole

The act of plunging into your girl enough to buff the surface of her rectum to be reflective.

I gave Suzy a chrome asshole last night

by PSN..slayer-wayne76 January 1, 2016

watery asshole

When you water your asshole too much

Bro why did you water my asshole so much now it's a watery asshole

by watery asshole May 6, 2018

Flickering Asshole

A person who demonstrates inconsistent assholery.

He’s such a suck up to both teams. Flickering asshole.

Why do you have to be such a flickering asshole? When you want to fuck me up, at least do it right.

by c16a July 4, 2021

joeys asshole

This can be very hairy for some when looked at.

This can be used when “joeys asshole is large and hairy”.

by Kookslam69 January 3, 2019