AP Gooning

A secret class at the AP level available under the following requirements:

- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:

- AP Chemistry

- AP Calculus BC

- AP Physics

- AP Literature

- AP United States History

- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.

Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.

No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.

No known persons have passed the exam.

"Why am I scheduled for the 'AP Gooning' exam? I don't goon."

"Sure..."

by Glendonson June 10, 2025

Ape Nigga

An ape that wanders towns in search of a hospital to beat everyone inside of it.

I was at the hospital and i saw an ape go Ape Nigga on this dude with major hemroids.

by ApeFARTS February 27, 2020

to go apes

To go express oneself wildly or savagely, as an ape would.

My friend and I were having a good time, but when he made fun of my little sister, I had to go apes on him.

by Peggisms March 24, 2019

ape-skoughta

physically and emotionally abusing two baby primates normally an ape

That man is a known ape-skoughta

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Wild Ape

When a man goes into a zoo inclosure for monkeys and has his way with them.

He wild apes all the damn time

by Thankancerboi March 2, 2017

AP

A Swedish watch used for “drip” and “clout” in many popular rap songs.

Damn, Tay-K is stunting on us with his AP... oh wait, he’s in jail so he can’t afford one.

by gruening83 July 26, 2019

AP lit

Advanced Placement course in which you perform the art of litiness. The final exam is blacking out at a party while getting a cheeky blowy by a white thot.

Orson and Julian just passed AP lit with a 5.

by Djrawdawg69 October 25, 2023