When you pay for a hooker and he is somewhat convincing and or you're drunk/high and can't tell that you're not in a vagina.
by Lil2'high May 9, 2023
Get the Trick Assholemug. Asshole baby means a baby born from the ass. It's a word people use to degrade someone they think is dumb, ugly, or inferior.
Example #1: Kelly sees a really ugly dude.
Kelly: Look at that Asshole Baby over there. I would never sleep with him.
Example #2:
Bill: I think motorcycles should be used to kill people.
Tiffany: Go climb back up your father's ass you Asshole Baby.
Kelly: Look at that Asshole Baby over there. I would never sleep with him.
Example #2:
Bill: I think motorcycles should be used to kill people.
Tiffany: Go climb back up your father's ass you Asshole Baby.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Get the Asshole babymug. People on urban dictionary who put definitions for their friends' names in order to get attention from them
by Friendly Neighborhood Mosquito August 23, 2016
Get the Urban Assholesmug. When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.
Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."
Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"
Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"
Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."
Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."
Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"
Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"
Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."
Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."
by Graphitestreak October 5, 2021
Get the Retractable Assholemug. A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.
You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
by angryelephant March 5, 2019
Get the crunchy assholemug. When a female or male has so much anal sex that their anus stays open for an extended period of time the name comes from the fact it can be compared to an open sewer hole.
by zombie prepper August 10, 2017
Get the sewer assholemug. by 大きなペニス March 25, 2022
Get the Asshole Scrapermug.