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alabama toaster strudel

Similar to an alabama hot pocket. First shit in a girls vagina, then fuck her and cum on it.
I gave my sister and alabama toaster strudel last night. She then queefed and I had to eat it before my mom found it.
by Geordiehsc10 January 12, 2008
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alabama nutty buddy

the masochistic act of having a woman eat a multitude of peanuts and then performing anal sex on her so the peanuts create extra friction and pain.

may also be used by the woman as a punishment for her unsuspecting man.

may also be combined with the alabama hot pocket.
My girlfriend is too nice all the time so i fed that bitch a jar of peanuts and made her give me an alabama nutty buddy.
by p-nutttt July 8, 2009
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Alabama Family Tree

When a diagonal line is drawn in you family tree inferring that incest has occurred.
"Did you see how ugly that kid is?"
"Yea, I bet he has an Alabama Family Tree"
by Hoophy October 26, 2011
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Alabama Stuffed Mushroom

The act of while having sex, stick a mushroom up your partners anus or vagina(your choice) then having sex with your partner in that area.
Sally was hungry for something new, so she had a Alabama Stuffed Mushroom with Tommy
by THE BIG MAN OF THE HOUSE March 2, 2010
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Alabama Goulash

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, except results after a long day of eating chili. The person proceeds to spread the labia and poo into the vagina, except unexpected diarrhea occurs and sprays all over the pelvic region.
James intended to give Gloria an Alabama Hot Pocket, but his efforts went awry after receiving gastrointestinal distress after a long day of eating chili. The resulting spray was a definite example of Alabama Goulash.
by Jimmy Walker Junior January 17, 2010
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Alabama Baked Potato

The act of having sex in an oven (often 350 degrees), and afterwards rolling in bacon and smuthering eachother in ranch dressing. After that, the go eat baked potatoes and give eachother black names.
Brad: Yo' I banged Danielle last night, she was delicous and i ended up calling her Sha'NayNay!

Scott: That sounds like a delicous alabama baked potato!
by CoolFatandWhite April 20, 2011
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