red pie

Eating a woman out when she's on her period.

I love eating my wife's red pie.

by rainbowcatforthewin March 2, 2019

Nick Pie

Absolutely sick cunt, he would make the perfect boyfriend. sporty, athletic, good looking and he eye candy dadddyy uhhhhh give me this juicy bigmac babbyyyyy ... huuuuuuhh lost his virginity before his parennts did.

Joe- Do you know Nick pie?
Momma- Yeh hes sick cunt

by nick_69420 December 8, 2020

Turf Pie

When the shaved pubes of a woman start growing back and feel like astro Turf in your mouth.

Sheila's Turf pie was so bad, poor Matt got rug burn.

by Katkaestner April 22, 2021

Pie talapia

Kind of like guy fieri, but after you go around eating these food across America, you go out into the diner and fart in peoples faces

“Dude I just hit Nancy with the most revolting pie talapia ever”

“Niiiiiicccceeeee”

by Freetrell February 25, 2022

Squishy pie

A person who seems really tough but is a little smol bean and really likes hugs but will still punch the shut out of you

Oh B’Elana’s a real squishy pie

by XxXbeeXxX June 14, 2018

Frito Pie

The sexual act of eating a mixture of Fritos and chili. After which a laxative is used and the consumer is fucked in the ass until they shit.

Dude I gave Betty a Frito Pie last night!!!!

by FritoLover77 December 22, 2021

pie crusted

To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.

"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."

by jfever May 14, 2015