Grandpa there ate so much last night and had to take a cumbersome dump in the morning. He didn;t make it to the toilet.
by tirtle April 27, 2017
When you're taking a dump in a stall, and another guy takes a dump right in the stall next to you. There are three (3) stalls, but he chooses that one.
Not only that, but he waits until you're done with your business before he leaves. Because nobody wants to show their faces after a dump. That would be office suicide.
So anyway, you're rushed, because you need to finish, and also - you're nervous when you're washing your hands, that he'll come out, and you'll know who the Dump Creeper was.
But in any case, he'll ruin your entire dump experience, you can be sure of that.
Not only that, but he waits until you're done with your business before he leaves. Because nobody wants to show their faces after a dump. That would be office suicide.
So anyway, you're rushed, because you need to finish, and also - you're nervous when you're washing your hands, that he'll come out, and you'll know who the Dump Creeper was.
But in any case, he'll ruin your entire dump experience, you can be sure of that.
#1) Dude, my regularly scheduled Monday morning 10am dump was spoiled by some really bad Dump Creeper.
#2) Man, I think it was Elliott. He loves doing that.
#2) Man, I think it was Elliott. He loves doing that.
by halpwr July 23, 2012
Forclosed homes offered to poor people for some sense of accomplishment/home ownership. this will lead to heartache and poverty due to poor plumbing, mold, rotten wood, and cracking foundations.
by jburque February 28, 2012
by lovetrumpsfear October 13, 2014
When you are in a relationship with someone and they tell you something less than appealing and you dump them on the spot
by PDXBengalsfan81 November 24, 2010
When intentionally or not, a turd misses the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning staff.
Upon entering the stall, Humbult realized to his dismay that the last patron had not aimed sufficiently, and that he had not aimed his foot sufficiently either, landing into the waiting floor dump. Glancing down at the human feces in his treads, and faced with the possibility of cleaning it out, he wondered whether it would be better to just throw away the shoe. But then realizing that he would waste two good shoes, he made the tough call to clean it out with his fingernails and a folded up receipt.
by trump_ice August 17, 2008
A person who's existence is so annoying to you that you must define them by using a word that's as ridiculous as their presence on Earth.
Mr. Brady is such a flumple-dump, his father should have pulled out.
Hey Sergeant Lombard, you're a flumple-dump.
Hey Sergeant Lombard, you're a flumple-dump.
by DesertDog April 20, 2010