hit the bag

another term for masturbation. especially male masturbation.

the guy hit the bag in the hallway at school

by someone May 14, 2004

hitting the 57

or "Tapping the 57," which means to masterbate.

"Yeah I couldn't fall asleep last night, so y'know...I tapped the 57."

by Jimmy Paladino July 27, 2005

Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss huh,
She took the fucking kids ya,

I’ve now got no will to live ya,
I’ll go drive off a bridge ya

Sup my nigga. Hit or miss

by Yummy pus December 26, 2018

hit the bottle

To acquire and drink alcohol, usually beer.

"My wife divorced me 'cause I wasn't making enough money. I was all depressed........yeah yeah, I know. I hit the bottle after all that shit. Who wouldn't!?"

by Dave May 15, 2004

hit the retard

see: beating off, jacking off, masturbating, rubbing one out

i'm gonna go hit the retard and then take a shower. give me 30 minutes.

Frankie really needs a girl, he's been hitting the retard all day long.

by Meat2 August 06, 2008

hit the quan

When you throw a flag on the plane.

Taylor Williams from demorst ga can "hit the quan" pretty good!

by Rollinbwl420 August 27, 2015

king hit

The biggest bong rip you will ever f*cking see.

Dude holy shi*t, that hit was king hit level.

by Jordster November 24, 2016