house breaking bitch

A girl solely responsible for single handedly destroying a relation just because she can

"Hey Steve, did you hear about Dan and Tiffany?"
"Yeah man, rough shit. It was all courtney's fault! That house breaking bitch!"

by malaysensation November 29, 2011

Fourth Wall Break

What Deadpool does constantly

"Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break. That's like sixteen walls!"

by Harley Quinnzel August 25, 2016

Break yo self

to attempt to scare another individual with a gun or knife

Break yo self sucka!!

by Essence August 21, 2003

break me off

After a guy is excited, and ready to cum, "break me off" means to make him cum.

"Okay, baby. Break me off."

by Megan October 7, 2003

break-up residue

All that stuff you find around the house after a break-up that's not yours. Depending on how cordial the break-up is, this will either require either a phone call/text to the ex to let them know your found more of their stuff OR another trip to the dumpster!

I kicked my boyfriend out two weeks ago and am still finding break-up residue in my house!

by gizmogirl October 9, 2010

Texas Coffee Break

Slipping into the bathroom for a quick wank or bean flick while at work and on the clock.

I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.

Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.

My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

Federal worker break

Verb: 1) the act of taking an extended break at the begining or the end of your shift because your late or you want to leave early and not use your sick/vacation time.

Nuclear plant manger " where's John it 10am ? "

Secretary " John called in, hes's going to take his "Federal worker break" and coming 2 hrs late.

Nuclear plant manger " great I'm going to take my Federal worker break and leave at noon today "

by Lordmatt September 6, 2013