biz caz fri

Short for Business Casual Friday

Worker 1: Hey, why aren't you wearing a tie?
Worker 2: It's biz caz fri, dude.

by Duderr September 2, 2007

Neutered Carpet

A shaved pubic region, where the hair has just slightly grown back.

My neutered carpet itched so bad during class.

by amanda rickmers January 7, 2008

neck chin

the second chin that fat peoples necks turn into

goddamn, you see the neck chin on that fat fuck? it makes me want to puke.

by boss hoss January 13, 2008

wang chowder

a blistering hot wad that comes out kinda chunky...note: see doctor

I'm going to prepare a nice bowl of wang chowder for your mother this evening.

by gnarlo January 14, 2008

faucet crotch

when a girl, usually "in the mood," gets really, really wet in her crotch.

Joe: Man I was with this girl last night. We started making out and she got faucet crotch really bad.
Bob: Dude! I love it when that happens!
Joe: Damn straight skippy.

by Jeffrey James July 23, 2008

The Colt harp

When you call the police on yourself without thinking.

" yo i just did the colt harp... man i am a fucking idiot"

" sorry officer the only reason you got called is because my sons friend just pulled a colt harp..."

by Panadero Saint January 16, 2008

Jean Check

When a girl pulls up her jeans from behind in order to prevent or hide a thong line or panty line.

"Sadly she performed a jean check when she went up the stairs covering up her sexy thong!"

by Sven369 January 18, 2008