mid shit flush

A mid shit flush is where you have to flush the toilet halfway through shitting so you don't block the toilet

hey hannah...did kizz have a mid shit flush?

by jsb89 August 14, 2012

smashed whale shit

1) An analog used in comparison to the physical appearance of one’s wife after a period of domestic toil. Possibly made in an attempt at sympathy --by an idiot.

Mr. Johnson: "Hi hon, what’s for supper? Have you seen my USB beer opener? Whoa! Honey! You look like a bag of freshly smashed whale shit."

Mrs. Johnson: “Go fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”

by Naldistimo Von Mallen November 7, 2011

Shit n tickle

When a girl is taking a huge dump on your chest and right after it falls onto the guy's (or girl's) neck, they begin to gentlely lick the anus of the aforementioned shitter.

Tom: Alright baby, SHIT ALL OVER ME!
Jenny: *pushing hard* Fuuuuuccckkkkkk!!!
Turd: *plop*
Tom: Are you ready for a Shit n tickle? *licks jenny's asshole*

by The Penir Kitty April 24, 2011

Fat Shit Crazy

-When a loved one, friend or co-worker is excessively eating large portions of food in a short amount of time.

Karen- *eating doughnut after doughnut*

Steve- "whoa karen, you're going fat shit crazy on those doughnuts, you think you could slow down? save me a jelly filled while your at it."

Karen- "Sorry I've been a real chunker lately"

by WHOISTHISDUDE July 31, 2011

dumb peice of shit

Poop

Fucking poop in my mouth dumb pee of shit dumb peice of shit

by Pee in the poop fuck April 14, 2021

shit ticket dispenser

Device used to easily consume the required amount of toilet paper. Toilet paper roll holder. Sometimes abbreviated to S.T.D.

Bill got so mad he broke the shit ticket dispenser off the wall.

by everlife6 May 1, 2009

Mexican Shit Bitch

The fat Mexican woman who lives next door that even the Mexican men don't want because they know better. Her and her offspring constantly damage other people's property in the parking lot. Eventually, two Hatians move in and run drugs out of her apartment.

The Mexican Shit Bitch's kids are beating cars with a hammer again in the parking lot.

by Fuck China April 10, 2020