couch shit trap

the act of shitting between two couch cushions and letting an unexpected person sit on it

after i took that couch shit trap i put a video camera on the wall and taped steve while he sat on it

by jommy cash February 2, 2010

Crying In The Shit House

A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.

Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

on some detox shit

Something so extraordinary that it would definitely live up to the expectations set by Dr. Dre's over-hyped and long-awaited album Detox

"Damn look at that fly girl over there. She is definitely on some detox shit"

by drumac January 24, 2011

holy double shit

This is used to add emphasis to Holy Shit when it is used more then once.

Holy Shit shit look at that porsche, Holy Double shit, theres another one!

by shankydanky August 7, 2006

Dog food shit

The kind of shit you take the morning after a long night of drinking. Not quite solid, not quite watery. Just a lump of shit that resembles dog food.

"Bill, come in the bathroom..."

"Why?"

"I had 6 pints of Guiness last night and I took the most richeous dog food shit!"

"Mondo sweet. Dont flush. I wanna see."

by Anthony Argiropoulos August 3, 2008

Shark shit pussy

A women's vagina is so unpleasant in odor, it smells similar to as if a dead fish was digested and shit out of a shark.

That bitch was straight recking on like some, shark shit pussy!

by Littlet831 July 10, 2016

old school shit

When one takes a shit and does not wipe to make it quick.

I need to take an old school shit.

by Jmg342 April 23, 2018