national make out with female day

national make out with female day falls on May 21-22

tom: hey do you know what day it is tomorrow?
stacey: oh yeah, it’s national make out day! i’m going to get my tongue ready! tom: hey do you know what day it is tomorrow?
stacey: oh yeah, it’s national make out with female day! i’m going to get my tongue ready!

by deidara uchiha May 20, 2021

cut myself out of my shoes

When one is so drunk he/she can't untie their shoes but can manage to find a knife and cut himself/herself out of them.

Coined by the band Audacity in a Victim of Time interview in Chicago 2014, "Two or three days ago we were in Iowa City and we were pretty drunk and Matty was the last one up and he had to cut his shoes off with a knife. He woke up and said “I was so drunk last night I had to cut myself out of my shoes” and I thought it was a figure of speech or something like that."

by Robyn Bangs April 17, 2014

Fat Kid Out Of Breath Rap

A popular youtube video where 2kids imitate a fat kid out of breath. It is performed by the art of beatboxing.

2kids in school beatboxing and raping imitating a fat kid would be Fat Kid Out Of Breath Rap.

by BenG Boi February 18, 2009

Ask out a tennis girl day

October 27th is ask out a tennis girl day! Go up to that pretty girl you like that specifically plays tennis and ask her out!

Hey! Today is ask out a tennis girl day and I would like to know if you would go out with me?

by AlliApplesauce October 23, 2019

Girls ask out boys day

Why do boys have to do it?

Girls give it a go

Happy girls ask out boys day!

by Godmadejesus69 November 2, 2020

Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls

Saying made famous by Scott and his friends around the Chicago/Northwest Indiana area after watching a porno called "Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls," where a man getting his dick sucked, repeatedly asks the women to "suck the cum right out my balls," and she does.

Hey John, why don't we go sledding?
Hey Jorgie, why don't you suck the cum right out my balls?!

Carrie sucked the cum right out my balls!!

by Eric Joseph May 21, 2007

the ultimate homophobe freak-out

This is an intentional and well practiced move on the part of two straight males or two straight females to irk,irritate,gross out or freak a hard core homophobe. One of the pair sits on the lap of the other and plays with the partner's hair then spits his/her chewing gum straight up in the air only to have the partner catch it in his/her mouth like a hungry sea gull. Very effective stunt. Known to make the homophobe throw up.

These two guys went into the boss lady's office and did the ultimate homophobe freak-out move on her. She suspended them both for 2 days.

by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011