Weird Random Shit

Used when someone has no idea how to describe a situation, word, etc.
Alternatively, this word can be used to describe something that was abnormal, or random.

"I dunno, that was kinda some weird random shit. I mean, who uses beans as a replacement for earplugs?"

by CoconutSoup January 23, 2022

Excuse me, but shit

A polite way of letting someone or something know the impending doom of a situation.

Also, you could tap someone on the shoulder and say this before slinging shit in their face

Paul tapped her on the shoulder, seeing the giant wave behind her. "Excuse me, but shit" he said, pointing to the wave

by The dark Lilith November 11, 2016

Straight-legged shit

A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.

That was one great straight-legged shit!

by giddyup_gansta June 27, 2011

shits 'n giggles

When you do something on a huge scale for no particular reason other than to be a jack off and have a good time.

Jack: Guys! Look at that giant hot lead douche! It worked, dude! Let's launch it at the neighbor's house now.

Joe: You know, we're only in this for shits 'n giggles, right?

by Zorthera November 1, 2008

epic shit

a turd that smokes and burns when it comes out.

get out of my way. i have to go take an epic shit.

by whyzgeye January 13, 2011

Queen Shit

Literally anything that Sydney does.

Queen shit? Sydney must be around.

by Carrotttyyyyy January 24, 2021

Shit on my Dick

A common expression shouted when a serious offense has occured, such as looking down after a long session of butt sex, to find shit on your dick, or finding that your roomate ate all the skittles.

Guy 1"Where the fuck are my skittles?"

Guy 2"Whats that, on your erect penis?'

Guy 1"Shit on my Dick!"

by StanofCourse September 22, 2011