Not Boys

New Zealand slang for being a dick to your boy or the boys.

Ow cockblocking me with that chick was not boys bro!

by itchbay___ogday November 2, 2025

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The newspaper boy

When you’re fucking your girl on Sunday so you have to throw the New York Times at her face because you are the fucking mailman. She dies on impact.

I was giving my girl the newspaper boy on Sunday

by 1pseudonym2 May 9, 2019

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A man who generally works 3rd shift so he doesn't have to commit to spending any more time than he wants with you. He lays out all the time but doesn't spend that time with you. He likes all the other girls profile pictures and says you are jealous if you mention it. (We know why you do thisnfuck boy) Makes you fall in love and then reminds you that "you are friends"

Let's his kids break your stuff, spends your money like he made it. Never takes YOU on a date unless you pay, and only spends the night when he wants head or pussy. Always tries to fuck your ass because he thinks his dick is small and he don't think he does any good. Bitches about his mom but lives in her house and pays no bills. He will break your heart if you have one. Stay away from a fuck boy. There is no future except for friends with benefits. He will hold you til 3 am to shut you up and make you think he cares. Be ware

That fuck boy broke my heart. I thkuvht be cared but he spent my money and left me lonely and confused.

by 0fuckstogive July 29, 2018

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albino boi

HARRIS.

AN ALBINO BOI IS HARRIS.

by SMART NIGGA BOI November 9, 2017

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Boy's pocket

Equal to 56,000 metric tons. Named after the notorious sizes of boy's pockets (such as the famous case of Timmy having sneaked his entire home into class that one time. Really got the whole school talking)

Damn, that ocean liner pulled approximately a Boy's pocket of fish

by Nightwatch2007 November 20, 2022

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