Fuck-this-shit o'clock

Regardless of my shift time, it's time to leave work.

I'm so done. It's fuck-this-shit o'clock.

by Adventures in Blonde September 17, 2021

Call of Duty shit

When you have to take a shit after playing Call of Duty due to the adreneline spike. Similar to a coke shit.

There is nothing better than taking a Call of Duty shit after a long play session.

by Call of Duty Guy September 25, 2021

mink yo shit

The action of beating up someone with bare hands

-Aye man back up before I mink yo shit

by Bigdiccmarty September 26, 2021

I shit in the shower

An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass

"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"

"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"

by bruhmoment12 July 16, 2021

shit hits the fan

When something like a discussion or debate that is already heated eventually sparks chaos, usually due to none of the participants or anyone else calming things down.

Person 1: Now if you talk about politics in \b\, you should know that eventually, shit hits the fan, and you'll basically just be over.

by OoftheDoof! July 19, 2021

Inconsiderate piece of shit

When your soon to be ex-girlfriend tells that she's leaving you because she now suddenly feels disconnected with you while you have absolutely no clue what has been up.

Her: I'm leaving you because I don't feel the same with us anymore. Thank you so much for everything
Him: Seriously? You're leaving me without any hesitation or chance for us to figure things out? Well you're welcome you inconsiderate piece of shit! Now fuck off will you.

by j_ordyb February 23, 2022

Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.

I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...

by Pokchop March 5, 2022