If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

You're Acidic

a toxic guy with more toxicity than others. he always talk trash to any innocent people.

the acidic guy: lol you're so dogwater ez ez ez ez l l ll

person: You're acidic! Go enjoy nature!

by venison_ March 2, 2022

You're not the boss of me

I'm not going to listen to you. If they try to make me listen to them I'm going to kill a child. I'm not going to shut up. You are not the boss of ANYBODY. You're not an authority of me. I'm taking the proceed from my intellectual property and I'm retiring. You have no say in the matter.

Hym "You're not the boss of me and I don't have to listen to you. What the fuck is with the freaks and trying to make other men listen to them? I'm not doing it. The women too. Stop trying to make me do this. I'm not letting you control my mind."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

you're not ugly

Something unattractive men are told as a ruse to keep said men pursuing and asking women on dates. Almost sociopathic.

Person 1: Never been on a date, I keep getting called ugly and creepy-looking.
Person 2: You're not ugly!
Person 1 continues to get told he is ugly and turned down for the next 20 years.

by Based Fiend July 15, 2024

You're my type

The thing I wanna say to Wejdan from long time ago

Me: You're pretty and kind and that's not even the best thing about you

Wejdan: Awww🙄🙄 thx.
Me: You're my type

by Faris1996 July 26, 2021

You're Mine song

Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
Sixteen bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
(insert the rest of the lyrics)

Hey bro have you listened to the You're Mine song by DAGames?
Oh yeah its so good, it goes like Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
right?

by AwesomeAlexTheReal5914 May 26, 2024

dance till you're dead

You dance till you are dead.

DaNcE DaNce TilL yOu'Re DEaD..

by I have k!ds in my basement December 23, 2021