The phrase one uses when someone needs to calm the fuck down. After being told this, the persons life will take a turn for the better and they will gain a new outlook on life.
Person 1: oh my god I'm so worried about my test it defines my future..wah wah bitch bitch.
Person 2: bitch calm yo beard!!!
Person 1: wow I have a new outlook on life..
Person 2: bitch calm yo beard!!!
Person 1: wow I have a new outlook on life..
by Beeeeeeerd January 15, 2009
Get the Calm yo beardmug. by marioboss1776 March 10, 2017
Get the yo butt stinksmug. *When someone is bitching, freaking out, annoying you, talking smack, or just plain won't shut the hell up... and they need to stop! you say "Chill Yo Grill!"
1.) *Like, omg... I met this guy, and he was so fine, and I got my nails done.. omg... *Bi-ach! Chill Yo Grill! Nobody wants to hear that shit!
2.) *Dang foo, yo mama, yo mama! *Man, You need to Chill Yo Grill, before I mess it up!
3.) *Ahhhhhhhhh! I don't know what to do... AHhhh..! *Look, Chill Yo Grill, before I make you chill it!
ETC.
2.) *Dang foo, yo mama, yo mama! *Man, You need to Chill Yo Grill, before I mess it up!
3.) *Ahhhhhhhhh! I don't know what to do... AHhhh..! *Look, Chill Yo Grill, before I make you chill it!
ETC.
by FineAssFloridian May 13, 2005
Get the chill yo grillmug. Drop Yo Location or Drop your location. Typically used when some one wants to meet up right now, or when you have a need and want to let some one know where your at
I heard you was talking shit
Well drop yo location and I'll pull up right now
Or
Yo man I need some help
Drop your location I'll be there asap
Well drop yo location and I'll pull up right now
Or
Yo man I need some help
Drop your location I'll be there asap
by Bass Customs August 6, 2017
Get the drop yo locationmug. John: yo dude. you totally got owned on the feild today.
Mike: FUCK YO MOTHA!
John: woah brah, you know my mom's dead.
Mike: EVEN BETTER. pussy.
Mike: FUCK YO MOTHA!
John: woah brah, you know my mom's dead.
Mike: EVEN BETTER. pussy.
by Alix Leswugfgnsfgn May 8, 2008
Get the fuck yo mothamug. An endless series of jokes beggining with "yo momma so..." and ending in a custom punchline. jokes include, but are not limited to:
Yo momma so fat...
Yo momma so dumb...
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo momma so slutty...
Yo momma so old...
You have to make yourself sound black when you say them. It doesn't really make them funnier or less annoying, that's just what you have to do.
Yo momma so fat...
Yo momma so dumb...
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo momma so slutty...
Yo momma so old...
You have to make yourself sound black when you say them. It doesn't really make them funnier or less annoying, that's just what you have to do.
common Yo momma jokes:
Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.
Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said "No way. Even sluts have standards."
Yo momma so slutty, even Snooki can't keep up.
Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook.
Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.
Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said "No way. Even sluts have standards."
Yo momma so slutty, even Snooki can't keep up.
Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook.
by ygfrekwfgwerfh November 25, 2011
Get the Yo Momma Jokesmug. What you say to someone before you jack them.
If anyone ever tells you to "break yo self" prepare for a severe ass whoopin'.
If anyone ever tells you to "break yo self" prepare for a severe ass whoopin'.
by Eeepers November 19, 2007
Get the Break Yo Selfmug.