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Two-Toed Thomas

It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.
He's called Two-Toed Thomas on account of he only has two toes.
by fizzeh January 15, 2019
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Thomas the Dank Engine

The dankest engine in all of engine history.
by Nielsnlamf November 26, 2019
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Patrick Navin Thomas

A useless sack of shit who is utter garbage at everything he does and has a really nice neckbeard.
by Fucking weirdo April 14, 2017
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Thomas Brodie Sangster

Thomas is the hottest man alive needs to be protected all it cost
Me:Thomas Brodie Sangster is hot
Someone: who is Thomas Brodie Sangster

Me: i’m Gonna kill you
by Sangsterishot March 17, 2018
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Michael Thomas 2

An amazing youtuber that makes YouTube videos. He used to have an old channel called “Michael Thomas” that’s why his new one is named “Michael Thomas 2” because it’s the second one. His real name is “Michael Thomas” we don’t have any info if he has a middle name as he never says it. He is a youtuber that is mostly know for his YouTube series “I’m Stranded”
Jack:”hey have you heard of the series I’m stranded on YouTube”
Ryan:” yes, isn’t the person who made it Michael Thomas 2 the YouTuber”
Bryan:” I heard that the 2 means that it’s the second one”

Ryan:”DUH”
by Ifarted November 24, 2020
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Thomas Clarkson Academy

Welcome to probably the shittest school you'll find in England. This absolute shithole is full to the brim of roadmen, Chavs, foreigners and the small minority of neeks. This school somehow got passed on by Ofsted as a 'good' school but they were most likely high as a student probably supplied them with a gram of weed. This absolute state of a school might look good from the outside and inside but most of the students are just tossers.

You'll probably find that every drug dealer in Wisbech goes to this school as no teacher really gives a shit about what the students do, this is proved by the fact that most kids like to smoke in the toilets, come into school high, have a scrap every other day and insult teachers.

If you ever see a kid in a blazer with the TCA logo on it or a tie that is blue, yellow or green I would recommend walking away from them as they will either rob you, beat you or stab you.

The rest of the kids are most likely inbred neeks who only really like going there for the work. These kids have probably been bullied since year 7.

The head teacher, Richard Scott is apparently the reason why Thomas Clarksons behaviour has gotten better (when it really hasn't) when really all he does is walk around the school aimlessly asking little girls to stand up so he can see if there skirt is too small when realistically he's just tryna stare at her minge.
"Did you hear about the situation at Thomas Clarkson Academy"
"No what happened"
"3 kids snorted cocaine in the toilets and they're all in hospital"
"Doesn't surprise me to be honest"
by Biggestboyaround22 March 28, 2021
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thomas brodie sangster

a very perfect, hot, attractive human being that plays a part in the maze runner series, nanny mcphee and love actually, among many others. he is known for looking much younger than he actually is which adds to his group of fan girls
literally anyone: thomas brodie sangster is as hot af
by harrystylesismyhusband April 9, 2020
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