trail love

Cuts, scrapes, and scratches to the skin (particularly bleeders. Minor to serious) from rock, dirt, or vegetation while hiking, mountain biking, four wheeling, backpacking, approaching rock climbing walls, or other outdoor trail sports. Often from a crash or a fall, but can also be from pushing through thick vegetation or rocks on narrow trails. Implies an abusive relationship with the trail, but actually emphasizes the person's love and respect for the unbiased nature of the outdoors.

That's some impressive trail love you got there.

by Gnostic Hammer February 14, 2017

Trail of Tears

The little droplets of cum that drip out of a woman's vagina onto the floor as she makes the journey to the bathroom to clean herself off after intercourse.

Helen left a huge trail of tears after having to walk through the kitchen to get to the bathroom.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

taitingfong

Somewhat mediumsized woman that can run fast and jump high. Higher than youd expect. Best candidate for a restaurant. They make great employees and great and crazy comrades. Caution is adviced.

That taitingfong is the employee of the year

by Filipjakes May 1, 2018

Traditional Bro

- (noun) An advanced version of a basic bro who does things the “traditional” way. Can be often attributed to the following characteristics/habits:

• Says he likes his whiskey neat, and makes it a point to tell everyone that “I’m a whiskey neat type of guy.”
• Has his last name tattooed on his back.
• Has been wearing the same ball cap since high school, and refuses to wash it.
• Every girlfriend is a potential marriage victim, because that’s how he was raised. (strong possibility of a Valentine’s Day proposal, it’s the traditional thing to do)
• Often quotes “How I Met Your Mother” or “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”

Friend: “Hey, what are you drinking there?”
Traditional Bro: “It’s Maker’s Mark, neat.”
Friend: “Man, that must burn, drinking it straight!”
Traditional Bro: “Nah, I’m a whiskey neat type of guy, doesn’t phase me.”

Friend: “Hey, you and LaKashandra are moving kind of fast, moved in together after 3 months?”
Traditional Bro: “Hey man, I don’t play games, I’m here for the long haul, it’s the traditional way.”

by hipsterwhiteguy October 9, 2018

Traice

Traice’s are normally big boned, often liking video games and very picky some of the time. They often like people but do not tell people, Traice’s are often Shy and pretty sexy. They will have your back all the time and will hold a grudge against you for a long time!

Blonde chick: Did you hear about that Traice kid?
Other chick: apparently he’s really hot!
Blonde chick: I might fuck him sometime 😉
Other chick: not if I do it first!

by Rotilly1 December 27, 2018

snappalacian trail

when one makes use of multiple snap references

Oh snap, that's four snaps in a row. It's a snappalacian trail.

by baby squirrel February 18, 2009

outlaw trail

Hearkening to the old west days, a trail or route known to outlaws but not law enforcement. Two lane county roads that are not patrolled by state troopers or city police, and seldom patrolled by county law enforcement. Often dirt, gravel, or asphalt with no markings.

Voice of reason: "You reek of likker and can't walk, you shouldn't drive home."

Slurred response: "I'm not taking the interstate, I have an outlaw trail"

by diluded000 September 23, 2009