Pooter Toucher

An individual who touches his or her own anus while listening to "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry. Generally speaking, someone who has a longstanding fetish towards their own anus.

Man, this dude across the way at the bar smells like a dirty diaper. I bet he's a serious pooter toucher.

by anonymous January 1, 2017

dr toucher

an friend that is annoying

Dr toucher plays GTA5

by Cheif Boyardee April 11, 2017

hush touch

When you touch someone enough to get them to shut up about not being loved

You barely even touch me anymore brian! I get hush touch that's it

by Legally Burnett August 21, 2017

crab touch

a touch only a crab can give. usually sexual

1. Damn man! You just got the Crab Touch!

2.Oh shit man! Did you see that Crab Touch!?

by Ca2en September 19, 2017

faggots' touch

When working on something that takes extra care or detail, and you must be careful with it.

That door blank cost 2500 dollars. It's going to take a faggots' touch to chisel out the hinges.

by morningkaufey May 7, 2018

A Touch of Church

When Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce is added to a pot or bowl of macaroni & cheese.

"Sharon made delicious mac & cheese tonight with a touch of church."

"Cheese, ketchup, & just a touch of church to help enhance the flavor."

by Justa T.O.C August 10, 2018

Stomachs touching

Starving, hungry, get me food

My stomachs touching dude lets get some chick fil a

by K_guti3rr3z September 16, 2018