Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.

You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*

by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021

Beef On Toast

A Food that means Confidence and Spirituality For Musicians. Some Musicians MUST have it before their gigs.

Holland Fight Zoo, A band That Demands It.

" We need Beef On Toast, Or we Cant Play. It Limits our Creativity."

by FUNGMAN SHU April 6, 2007

Eggs and Toast

When you crack an egg into a pussy with a yeast infection

Friend:dude i made eggs and toast for her last night

by yu fuccboi July 2, 2019

toast

1.) Uncommen Noun. Eating toast int he act of anal sex on the womens back

2.) Slang for anal sex

Yo i fucking was toast all over her booty!

by Triple Dots February 10, 2008

Irish Toast

The substitution of Irish Cream for milk in a French Toast recipe.

The breakfast of the aristocracy.

Aristocrat 1: The amount of times I've started making french toast only to realize that I don't have any milk is honestly starting to become a problem.

Aristocrat 2: A fine Irish cream will make for a good substitute - Irish Toast.

by Promiscuous Monkey November 16, 2013

French Toasted

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"

Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.

by Licensed_Nerd December 5, 2018

French Toasting

French Toasting: A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and proceeds to fill there anal cavity with a "french toast mixture" It is customary to chug the mixture resembling the last piece of bread soaking up in the bowl

Last night the wife and I were able to try out French Toasting.

by TreeCop March 28, 2024