Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck

An individual who, despite efforts to the contrary, just cannot seem to grow out of diapers.

"Oh my God, our friend Michael is such a Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck. He shit his pants again at lunch!"

by Ay-Ay-Rahn March 5, 2019

Go Captain Kirk

Go Captain Kirk: To show up in someone's house unexpectedly, possibly in their bedroom in the middle of the night.

The Captain Kirk can be used to maximum effect by continuing an IM chat that gives no clue to the intended victim of impending arrival from a great distance.

Skype Chatter: I wish i could go Captain Kirk on you and show up in your living room right now.

by DZDZDZD February 28, 2010

captain morgan pose

A popular pose by the Captain Morgan brand Spiced Rum. To do the " Capt. Morgan pose", place your right hand on your right hip; 2) place left hand on raised left knee; & 3) turn head, arch right eyebrow upward and laugh aloud. This pose mimics the pose on the rum bottle.

He placed his left knee on a rum barrel to copy the Captain Morgan pose.

by FoxxxyD August 29, 2016

Captain K. Kiddo

The Admiral of The Kiddo Koalition. One of three leaders joined by Vice Admiral Bobert and Rear Admiral Smash. Informally known by Cap'N Kiddo when appropriate to address as such.

Captain K. Kiddo is the superior in charge.

by Head Ington May 3, 2010

captain ron

The victim of a go-kart accident...definetly not a pirate. He is a sailor.

"Sounds like a pirate."

by andyfellovernet July 14, 2003

Captain Spanish

The process of smothering your penis with raisin filled peanut butter engaging in anal intercourse and then eating the residual peanut butter out of the rectal cavity

I Captain Spanished the shit out of that girl!!

by Lester Cockslap March 2, 2005

Captain Zap

Kick-ass Electro DJ/Producer from Turkey spotted by 17:44 Records.

Did you check out Captain Zap's new track?

by Sir-Barks-A-Lot October 10, 2010