A man with such along shlong that he gets in there pretty well. Also known as a Pornstar with a Big Dick.
by kuromibunnyhunny October 12, 2021
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by A, H. October 18, 2021
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Get the Dave mug.Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.
He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.
Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW
Stay away from these individuals
He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.
Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW
Stay away from these individuals
by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021
Get the Dave Parky mug.This is the day dedicated to a man named dave that changed all our lives. He will not be forgotten. He was dave, he always will be dave, dave will not be forgotten. He was an English man, some may even say the daviest an English man could get!
At 10 pm (GMT) we will take a moment of silence for his disappearance.
At 10 pm (GMT) we will take a moment of silence for his disappearance.
by Maddmann(E) October 29, 2021
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To Dave (Verb) is an abbreviation of phrase: Distributing Audio Visual Equipment. If one is to Dave they must acquire an electronics distribution license, otherwise the act of DAVE-ing is invalidated and reduced to simple illegal trading.
“Yo did you see that couple? They set up all the equipment for this gig and then just continued partying!”
“Yeah you know what they say, couples that rave together dave together!”
“Yeah you know what they say, couples that rave together dave together!”
by Dodgy Dave (wants sex) September 11, 2021
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