well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.

I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!

by BigWu July 28, 2022

Dick well

The list of willing male sexual partners that one has the ability to sort through when sexual interaction is desired.

"Nikki has been texting alot lately. I think her dick well has dried up".

by DHcontentus August 28, 2011

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 2, 2025

Sprinkled well

Well off. Rich

Ingrid Rollema is sprinkled well

by PAPIHOTLINE May 21, 2022

Well

the place in a court of law where the clerks and ushers sit.

The lawyers stood before the judge, while their assistants scurried about in the well.

by Arminkshipper July 14, 2024

infinite square well

the stock market; Wall Street; in specific circumstances a reference to the Senate, House, or for that matter any government administration.

man ya'll be puttin too much money into that infinite square well shit

by log August 1, 2012

Well you would

Answer to the question Why wouldn't ya?

Greg - So, Head Santa. I seek an answer to the age old question, which has occupied my every thought for these past months. Why wouldn't ya?

Head Santa - Well you would!

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004