urban dictionary

Simultaneously the most fucked up and awesome website in the world. Features thousands of definitions, commonly made by smart arses and 12 year olds.

Person 1: Mate, what does twat mean?
Person 2: I dunno, search it in urban dictionary.

by alexturnerisasexgod June 1, 2014

Urban Dictionare

Someone who actually uses all these crusty ass words and terms in urban dictionary.

Girl: Oh my god, kanye not, you don't have that good good I want.
Guy: Jesus, another fucking Urban Dictionare! You realize nobody uses those words, right?!
Girl: Omk, you just used one you hippocritic!
Guy: Oh... god no!

by Sentient Parrots March 18, 2016

urban safari

an adventure contained within a city or otherwise cosmopolitan environment, providing those on the journey the opportunity to spot artefacts of great design, natural beauty, amazing history and other achievements of man.

My urban safari of Hong Kong taught me much about its past colonial rule.

by panky85 May 17, 2008

urban pirate

Style of underground music embraced by hipsters rooted in punk rock, on the west coast. Specifically, the title is attributed to bands in the east bay, with some being on the record label asian man records, with notable exceptions.

History: The term came from the title of the band Pteradon's song, Urban Pirate Style. Originally, the song is a satire of self indulgent punk rockers who otherwise would have neglected the scene, however, this title was adopted and attributed to bands which have a firm DIY punk rock background, but may appear to fit more into the hipster/indie rock scene. Examples include, Pteradon, Joyce Manor, and Mane Horse, just to name a few.

Want to go see Shinobu tonight? What do they sound like? They're like West Coast Urban Pirate.

by indiejazzlove August 10, 2012

Urban Pinecone

When anyone, particularly a hobo, takes a dump in a city, the resulting poop is known as an Urban Pinecone.

Note: Unlike standard pine cones, Urban Pinecones do not need fire to fulfill their destiny, simply an inconveniently placed foot.

While walking downtown, Bob stepped on an Urban Pinecone. A miserable look crossed his face.

by MysteriousJ December 20, 2008

urban afflictionary

a sickness suffered by people who are addicted to urbandictionary.com. These people spend most of their time either on the site or trying to coin a term for seemingly everything they experience.

Jumpy has an extrordinarily intense case of urban afflictionary. He is obssessed with inventing new terms for any and everything.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

urban dictionary

where you go when your bored and want to learn a new word anything from perity to cockblocker

urban dictionary lol =) i love it

by push2talk May 14, 2011