It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.
You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.
You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.
by Dus71n March 8, 2023
Get the Unicorn Blowjobmug. The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
Get the Southern Unicorn Cookmug. by e3uhufhuene July 1, 2019
Get the Unicornmug. by Malachy Malarkey October 8, 2019
Get the Unicornmug. by Dustinyv June 17, 2019
Get the unicorn wrestlingmug. 
This is preformed by deflowering a girl, and with her blood still on your wang you put the tip on her forehead.
Carl: Hey man, how are you and Stacy doing?
Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.
Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.
by JewSlayer69420 September 4, 2021
Get the Bloody Unicornmug.