A nickname parents give their child after watching Karate Kid too many times in a row. Often times, these type of parents will also call the child Grasshopper.
Parent #1: Hey that movie was great wasn't it? I like the first one the best though.
Parent #2: Yeah, but Hillary Swank is hot!
Parent #1: Hey we should call our child that.
Parent #2: Yeah that would be totally Awesome. Daniel-san!
Defenseless Child: Yes Parent #2?
Parent #2: Wash the dishes Grasshopper!
Parent #2: Yeah, but Hillary Swank is hot!
Parent #1: Hey we should call our child that.
Parent #2: Yeah that would be totally Awesome. Daniel-san!
Defenseless Child: Yes Parent #2?
Parent #2: Wash the dishes Grasshopper!
by DarkWolf August 25, 2006
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Get the Daniel Radcliffe mug.The act of inserting ones finger into ones anus, in order to derive sexual pleasure, and then being caught.
Person 1: "I totally just walked in on Dan giving himself a Dirty Daniel!"
Person 2: "Did he have his legs above his head like last time?"
Person 3: "Yup."
Person 2: "Did he have his legs above his head like last time?"
Person 3: "Yup."
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Get the Daniel Radcliffe mug.A pirate who was shipwrecked approximately 754 years ago off the coast of Alaska. Since then he wandered across the ocean on the back of his pet dog; Leinad, and arrived off the coast of Scotland. After being brought to trial during the witch-craze, he was sentenced to 1000 years in Cambridge, where he now presides today.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.
Look there Daniel Parkes! I wonder if he can do me s special today?
I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!
I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!
I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!
I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!
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