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speed texting

When someone texts at or close to the speed of light and defies the laws of physics. This is usually accomplished by preppy teenage girls.
Dude1: My new girlfriend just replied to my text before it even finished sending!

Dude2: She must be speed texting again.
by Aceacles December 30, 2009
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text-a-mans

A text or email sent to a man for a weekend tribute.
LET’S ALL SEND OUT SOME TEXT-A-MANS
by D-Dizzle81 January 5, 2017
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Great text

A sarcastic remark used when taking the piss out of someone who thinks their Text/tag is really good but is actually shit.
"I tagged the bus stop yesterday!"
"What'd ya write?"
"..Great text"

"Why have you written that Great text all over your book?"
by Captain Crumbs January 15, 2008
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binge texting

A period of excessive or uncontrolled texting between two or more people, usually associated with meeting a new prospective partner with whom you just can't stop talking to. After binge texting, facebook-officalness ensues.
After Jane and Alex talked for 12 straight hours through text messaging,

Jane: Have you ever heard of binge texting? I think we just partook...

Alex: Hey accept that relationship request i sent you on facebook!
by althealelia June 22, 2010
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after text

When someone texts you about "how much fun they had", that "they'd like to see you again" and that they're "sorry for leaving without saying goodbye" after you hook up.
Worried girl who over-thinks things: "I don't know if he likes me, you guys."
Girl's friends: "He definitely likes you! He send you an after text!"
by keenonwho February 21, 2011
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Text Filing

Voluntary Filing your nails on your "texting hand" to make texting easier.
Girl #1 : Hey what are you doing right now!?

Girl #2: Text Filing! Girl, my nails have been making it so damn hard to text!
by Justdhathomo July 3, 2009
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Head Texting

When you open and read a text message on your phone and don't reply right away. And in your head you texted them back. But they never get it, because you forgot to actually do it.
Tynisheida- hey why didn't you text me back

Jahmonayshia- oh shit, i didn't. I thought I did, I guess I was head texting you.
by Duuuukaaaay August 25, 2010
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